Obama, Burgers - and diminished standards?

So anyhow, Obama apparently shows up at this "Ray's Hell Burger" (whatever that is), and has a cheese burger with Joe Biden.

This whole thing causes a press kerfluffle with multiple reports about the burgers (Jonathan Martin), how they ordered (Ace), whether Dijon matters (Ed Morrissey), and even a congratulatory post from Ben Smith to Jonathan Martin for breaking the story (but did it help Politico win the hour? And if so, were VanDeHarris happy?).

All over this?

Let me reference the midwestern, working class, Michigan sensibilities of Mrs. cdm, "Jeez o' Petes!"

Any one who thinks that what is shown in the linked photo (here, again) is newsworthy, is a lightweight referencing a lightweight.

Let me put the appropriate perspective to the unenlightened, deprived members of the Washington press corp:

There isn't an In-N-Out east of Arizona or Utah!

And given the sensibilities shown in the various stories referenced above, I'm not sure you deserve one, anyway. You clearly wouldn't know what to do with it.

Standards, people. Standards.